Starting out with something (that I think is) funny

It might be true: Completely Fictional Stories about Pro Wrestling Legends that have a ring of truth!

Scott Steiner was convicted of manslaughter in Mexico. It's a long story, but needless to say, it started out as a harmless game of midget tossing with the Big Show and ended messily.

X-Pac will come to your house and point at his crotch for a pack of cigarettes and a copy of TV Guide. He even does Quinceneras!

The Sandman runs his own rehab center in Philadelphia. The main form of treatment; singapore caning the holy hell out of people until they swear off drugs and alcohol. Lindsay Lohan will be sent there if she gets arrested again.

Lex Luger isn't an entirely terrible person. If fact, he has occasionally done things that aren't completely morally reprehensible.

Every time Jeff Jarrett breaks a guitar, a dead wrestler gets their wings. Or maybe a Wings CD. I'm not sure.
Jeff Hardy doesn't know what the hanky code means, either, he just keeps one on him in case his nose runs in the middle of a match.

Kamala earned his doctorate in linguistics from Stanford during his babyface run in the WWF in 1993.

Rikishi once failed to finish a plate at a buffet. Big Daddy V did not finish it for him.

The Honky Tonk Man once won a match cleanly.

The Iron Sheik is a seven time winner of the Tehran Invitational Spelling Bee.

Paul Heyman once paid an ECW wrestler on time.

The Boogeyman thinks he sucks, too.

John Cena can apply the STF correctly, he just chooses not to, lest he kill his opponents instead of merely forcing them to tap out from the pain of his goofy version of the hold.

Shawn Michaels really did lose his smile, and did not find it until 2005, when Shane McMahon sheepishly admitted to having borrowed it without asking and not having the guts to bring it back because he was too embarassed.

Chris Jericho could have totally won Celebrity Duets, he was just asked to job in the first round, so as not to completely embarass Lucy Lawless and Hal Sparks, who, come on, really needed something to go well for them.

Another WWE superstar wanted to follow in Stacy Keibler's footsteps and become America's Sweetheart by competing on Dancing with the Stars. Unfortunately, the producers just didn't think Snitsky could do the two step.

Undertaker will not even let someone cut him off in traffic without stiffing the hell out of them.

Sting the wrestler and Sting the singer? Totally the same guy.

Candice Michelle will not sleep with anyone who shows her a shiny object.

Randy Orton will.

Low Ki is actually the Norse God of Mischief; Elix Skipper is actually the Greek God of Flipping; Christopher Daniels is just some guy. Together, they are XXX!

A time travelling Stone Cold Steve Austin ran for the Anti-Federalist Party Presidential nomination in 1892 on a ticket of BMF, DTA, a total disregard for authority and corporate decorum, and fiscal responsibility. He lost, but was named ambassador to Spain. It was his Stone Cold Stunner to a Spanish dignitary, and not the sinking of the Maine, that caused the Spanish American War. He was later buried alive by a time travelling Marxist Undertaker and presumed dead. He was on the failed $2.50 bill, but was replaced when Christian Fundementalists objected to his double bird salute. This one is all true. Crack open a history book, people!

Sabu is deathly afraid of spiders, toy poodles, and breakfast sausage.