Sure, Unforgiven's going on, but come on, Iain Burnside's pitch for a new WWE cartoon (spurred on by some doofus named Homercutio's e-mail) in the latest installment of his always worth reading Pulse Wrestling Answers Column is way more entertaining. Here's a snippet to scientfically prove it:
Never mind cartoons about Hulk Hogan's mates beating the bad guys with whacky counter-schemes or comic books about The Undertaker's primordial essence conquering the mortal realm, this is the way forward. Carlito laces the catering truck with ayahuasca, so after a nice chilled glass of grapefruit juice Vince McMahon is next found infiltrating the spectral matter of his left small toenail whilst yodelling the Belgian national anthem to his beloved pet fruitfly. Jim Duggan gets tired of all these young whippersnappers and, spurred on by Indiana Jones and the KOCS, replaces his wood with a whip to have at the wooden packages of any young men found half-naked backstage. Santino Marella keeps crank-calling Pizza Hut to make deliveries to Jimmy Snuka's house, except of course Snuka is so wasted that he thinks he really did order pizza, so he eats them all becomes so constipated that he ruptures his stomach lining and fecal matter enters his bloodstream and, some period of time later, he suffers the most convoluted suicide of all time.
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